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furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.
Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!
by Critikale May 18, 2018
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furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.
John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!
by Dan Matison August 20, 2013
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Furniture Freestyle

The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.
"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"
by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010
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heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'
"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."
by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010
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over furniture

Purchasing excessive furniture out of excitement and not realizing until later that all won't fit in the house
Moving to a new apartment combined with black friday sale made me purchase furniture which later never fitted in my living room. My house is now over furnitured
by rahulgos December 11, 2009
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Face Furniture

Sunglasses... normally quite big and/or flash
Hes rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!
by Minxylaboo August 19, 2008
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Outdoor furniture

Outdoor furniture is used when referring to a females naked breasts. Often used in conjunction with indoor furniture, referring to pussy.
"I spilled all over her outdoor furniture" (I came all over her chest)

"Her outdoor furniture was very natural"

"She definitely replaced the outdoor furniture. This new set is rock hard" (she got a boob job and now her tits a hard.
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
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