When older couples decide to have sex, they usually describe it {to friends of the same age of course} as "nifty". Thus sex between old people is nifty sex.
70 year old Tom was telling his life long friend {Ed } of his wild night with his wife when he said smiling, "Yeah, that was really nifty sex last night."
"Dude! Did your grandpa just describe his "nifty sex" to us?"
"Yeah, I think he did because, grandma is turning red and I want to puke on my shoes....."
"Dude! Did your grandpa just describe his "nifty sex" to us?"
"Yeah, I think he did because, grandma is turning red and I want to puke on my shoes....."
by Bob the CatDog November 29, 2011
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I wasnt in the mood to do dishes late at night, so i out it dirty in the cupboard and thought lets do it Niftys and just buy new one tomorrow.
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If the 6th definition of nifty on Urban Dictionary is exhaling weed immediately after inhaling it do avoid the taste, when you shut down nifty’s, you like the taste of marijuana. Shutting down nifty’s with the boys is patrolling parties and making sure NO ONE attempt to “pull a nifty”.
Me and my friend (we call him “sweet potato”) spent last Saturday night shutting down nifty’s with the boys after many claws.
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A person who is very cute on the outside but the complete opposite on the inside. They are very picky when picking clothes but always get a good result in the end. Most nityas have a sibling but some don’t. They are often good at physical activities similar to self defence. They can be annoying at times.
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