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nissanexa.com

A web forum concerning the somewhat unfortunately styled Nissan EXA N13 motor vehicle. Generally the sort of cheaply modified car driven by teenagers, and the web site is a fair representation of this demographic.
I am poor but want ignorant people who know very little about cars to think I drive a sporting car due to my penchant for gaudy modifications and aggressive driving, so instead of accepting the car for the economy compact it is, i'm going to join nissanexa.com and drive and style it like it's a Lotus Elise, really who can tell the difference?
by Tony Fr January 11, 2009
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nissin

Extremely cheap (30p) but surprisingly tasty japanese noodles, far superior to any other cheapo noodles such as Doll, Supernoodles etc.

To everyone's surprise, these actually taste like the pork, chicken, or whatever it says on the packet, just don't read the ingredients!
I've been broke for a while so I'm living on Nissin noodles
by Suprlovr September 21, 2004
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Nissan

I drive a Nissan, it’s a shitbox
by Ashlow June 9, 2018
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nissan leaf

Ex. Have you seen the Zayd-mobile? It's a Nissan leaf
by Anonymous31415962 October 20, 2013
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Nissan patrol

Underpowered shit heap square box on wheels with poor fuel economy and pathetic power compared to every other 4x4 with similar engine displacement, cheap shit bought by people dropped at birth that love muddies and 8 inch lifts with no stand out 4x4 ability
A Nissan patrol really bro? You mean the car version of the titanic with a hamster running in a wheel for power?
by Pootrol November 15, 2019
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Nissan Disease

A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.
Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"

Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011
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Nissan Patrol

Nissan Patrol aka Toyota recovery vehicle is an offroad legend. Often driving through an obstacle to get to the other side to tow a Toyota out.
I said to the bloke I'll take the Patrol first so when you get stuck I can tow ya Crusier out!

You should have bought a Nissan Patrol mate!
by Hansohatori September 7, 2018
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