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newspeak

A way for elected politicians to mask the fact that they have no idea what they're doing.
by kilgore trout December 6, 2003
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Alex Newstead

See Alex Newstead he’s boney but has a huge dick I wanna sit on
by Samanthabigtits79 February 12, 2019
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Newstainer

Employees and guests of major corporate broadcast radio, tv and cable organization whose primary function is to generate cash flow by manipulating and sensationalizing information, and, whenever possible, do so in a way to undermine politicians.
rush limbaugh is a newstainer. Or Keith Olbermann is a newstainer.
by dar4bo June 28, 2011
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Newstalgia

When something completely new makes you feel nostalgia for something older.
dude, A Hat in Time makes me feel so much Newstalgia over Mario Sunshine.
by Robot_Thiccn January 5, 2018
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Newstalgia

new·stal·gia
/noun/

1. A feeling of sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations brought upon by something entirety new.

2. When a new thing makes makes you nostalgic about an old thing due to the similarities they share.
"Playing 'A Hat In Time' gives me such a feeling of newstalgia!"
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Newstralia

Welcome to Newstralia
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The Nestea Plunge

When a the guy pees into the girls vagina and then fists it
After taking the Nestea Plunge, there was piss all over the carpet
by shmu92 May 14, 2009
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