Newfie

Any person born on the island of Newfoundland, off the east coast of Canada. Short for Newfoundlander.

I'm a Newfie, born and bred.

by Newfie Lady May 3, 2021

Newfie Luck

When you get "Lucky" with a Elderly Women. Also known has Grave Robbing.

Nathan has some serious Newfie Luck!

by Twist Frontier June 1, 2025

Newfie Scotian

Someone for Cape Breton. Often people from Saskatchewan call them that.

Hey Charlie where you from?
CHARLIE: Im from cape breton.
Ooh your one of those Newfie Scotians boy

by Vortex of dog fuckery August 1, 2025

newfie raindance

When two people have sex so long the walls start sweating and the ceiling starts raining

Me and my girlfriend did a Newfie raindance last night and had to mop the floor and put the bed out to dry

by GonzotheGeek August 22, 2022

Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.

I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first

by Babybert April 15, 2024

Newfie Snot

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.

"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?

by The Caper April 17, 2021

Surf Newfie

An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders

“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table

by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 7, 2021