netart

a foolish and silly person

"don't be such a netart"

by Lulunacy March 5, 2009

netavia

Netavia , it's a name that's not very common , it stands for a beautiful , strong , intelligent young women , she usually likes to dance and sing . She's shares alot and loves animals . She falls in love easy. She's very popular in school ang in her communty but has problems of seeing that people love her ....

" hey have you seen the new girl ?"
" she's such a netavia 😏👌 "

by Newqueennetaviaisme July 25, 2014

Netania

she's the first and the last person you think everyday. pretty,, of course she is, a hand-made creation from the mighty lord, a lot of love and a lot of smiles. she gives you(me) goosebump everytime you(me) met her. her eyes is deep like the oceans, you would drown into it. and her smile was brighter than the sunrise in the summer, a precious one, ones to keep for the future

netania is such a fine name for a work of art

even more for a work of God

by nia'sfavoriteperson4ever November 23, 2021

Netaflixia

Netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the Netflix video streaming service.

Patient A was diagnosed by his friends to have a severe case of Netaflixia, in which he is unable to avoid use of the service, and may behave violently towards himself and/or others if the services continue to go unused for a long period of time. (normally one week)

addiction video streaming

by Sidular April 6, 2013

Netardus

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

netaflixia

a medical condition where the patient physically cannot take his or her self away from netflix streaming. the patient will often go home very early and end social interaction abrubtly to go and satisfy the urges that come from netaflixia

GOD DAMNIT JASON YOU HAVE NETAFLIXIA

by m0ng00ze April 9, 2013

Netanya

A city\place full of french turists in the summer and tends to blow up sometimes.

They didn't want a netanya in their restaurant.

by Elles Lonnes September 5, 2004