A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!
Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!
Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!
Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010
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Often used to describe a dwelling or area of a dwelling marked by an over population of niggers, foul or putrid matter, and disorganization.
A typical nigger's nest includes empty bottles of MD 20/20, crack pipes, used diapers, used needles, stolen merchandise, spinnin' rims and niggers that are not aware their dwelling is a nigger's nest. However, the term may be used in a Caucasian setting to describe a room, home, car, or any other area beyond the control of the person or people responsible. This typically occurs in households unaware their home and/or room is a nigger's nest.
Function: Adjective
Often used to describe a dwelling or area of a dwelling marked by an over population of niggers, foul or putrid matter, and disorganization.
A typical nigger's nest includes empty bottles of MD 20/20, crack pipes, used diapers, used needles, stolen merchandise, spinnin' rims and niggers that are not aware their dwelling is a nigger's nest. However, the term may be used in a Caucasian setting to describe a room, home, car, or any other area beyond the control of the person or people responsible. This typically occurs in households unaware their home and/or room is a nigger's nest.
1. With 7 kids and 2 on the way Shunequia and Delroc were unaware their 1 bedroom apartment was a nigger's nest.
2. After weeks of partying Kyle was unaware that the trunk of his car had become a nigger's nest.
3. Adrian: "I can't stand riding in Tangy's Escalade because it is a total nigger's nest- especially because of her broken spinnin' rims in the back seat."
2. After weeks of partying Kyle was unaware that the trunk of his car had become a nigger's nest.
3. Adrian: "I can't stand riding in Tangy's Escalade because it is a total nigger's nest- especially because of her broken spinnin' rims in the back seat."
by Lipozene12 April 15, 2009
Get the nigger's nest mug.Another acronym from sociologists... NEET stands for 'Not in Education, Employment or Training'. I'm not sure, yet, whether it has any global significance or derogatory overtones. However, like chav, it seems to be particularly applicable to a social under-class lacking drive, motivation or ambition. I part this is due to poverty and lack of opportunity. But this burgeoning classification will soon become the darling of right-wingers.
Tokyo NEETs have recently been marching.
The North East in the UK has a pronounced abundance of NEETs
The North East in the UK has a pronounced abundance of NEETs
by Rolf Mason March 15, 2005
Get the neet mug.An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
by 84579876874 June 29, 2011
Get the California Condor Nest mug.I awoke because of earthquake ruining my house, then I saw in window two bycicles riding on rainbow, I was not sure if I'm still dreaming or not. Then I awoke for real and realized it was nested dream… it looked so real!
by Antoxa June 14, 2011
Get the Nested dream mug.1. Ever since 9/11, the US has been at war and in a political hornet's nest with terrorism worldwide.
2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.
2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.
by Mark H March 17, 2005
Get the hornet's nest mug.The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.
Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.
by Joe Salone October 16, 2010
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