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United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.
"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"
by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009
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Navalny

Biggest Russian oppositioner who uploads his research on YouTube, founder of the Anti-Corruption Foundation and other affiliated companies.
1: Putin is such a dick to his country! Is there anyone that can save Russia?
2: Navalny, an absolute chad, can do this!
by shitass5 February 9, 2021
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Navarro

Quite possible the most amazing and popular surname of Mexicans.
My last name is Navarro, like Dave Navarro the heroin addict.
by lameyjamie July 22, 2009
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Navajo Ass

A Native American, usually a Navajo, that has a "typical" flat ass, often called a shovel butt. The buttock is so flat, that it is usually mistaken as part of the back. It is as of there is no ass present, just goes from back to legs.
Those girls on the Women of Navajo calendar are so fine, but they all have that Navajo Ass.
by Wild Dawg October 7, 2009
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nava

1. A hebrew name for a girl, meaning 'beautiful'.
Person 1:"I know this girl from Israel, her name is Nava!"

Person 2:"Pretty cool. Thats an awesome name!"
by Milly-Molly-Mandy January 7, 2008
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naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button
Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!
by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011
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navarrete

Naturally talented comic, lover of people and ladies man. Hey ladies this guy is a keeper.
I just met the most perfect navarrete, I think he's the one!
by Michael navarrete July 14, 2006
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