north myrtle beach middle school

Nmbms aka north myrtle beach middle school is a popular school within horry county. The staff at the school are bad people. They try to expell every student after 5 incident referrals. The school takes bribes in money to change grades.

North myrtle beach middle school is a bad place.

by Devin gomez January 20, 2020

moaning myrtle

Moaning Myrtle is a term used most commonly in South West England for a teenage girl who has multiple sexual partners. It originates from the Harry Potter series and is called so as a moaning myrtle moans during intercourse

"I wish that moaning myrtle would shut up it's half past 2 and she's still out on the street

by Sara is short December 18, 2005

Dirty Myrtle

(Noun) Location in South Carolina known for STDs, whores, and heroin. A vacation destination for degenerates around the east coast.

(Verb) The sexual act of cramming blow into a stripper's booty hole for the purpose of having her fart it up her nose.

I spent the week in Dirty Myrtle and received a large dirty Myrtle from a woman of the night down on Mr.Joe White ave!

by Blkthrne June 10, 2020

moaning myrtle

The ghostly girl that likes Harry Potter in the second and fourth books. She haunts one of the girls bathrooms at Hogwarts. She helps Harry and Ron find the chamber of secrets, and also helps Harry open the egg.

Moaning Myrtle likes Harry Potter

by Testes101 April 13, 2009

moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Menstrual Myrtle

Someone who is being overly grumpy and rude (essentially a bitch).

menstrual negative nancy debbie downer myrtle

- There's no fucking glasses.
- Try the dishwasher.
Oh, for God's sake! Right, we're going out.
- Out where? - I don't care.
Outside.
Out of here.
Fucking hell, I'll buy you a new glass if you're going to be such a menstrual Myrtle about it.

by YoungestOfTheThree January 31, 2020