fuck my cock 

Expletive, similar to Oh shit, lifted from Wet Hot American Summer

1: a: the meteor is getting closer
b: Oh fuck my cock!

fuck my cock by gavinpm December 16, 2005

the 900 to suck my cock 

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

the 900 to suck my cock by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

dicked my cock 

when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.

"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."

dicked my cock by skeezmo12 July 12, 2009

Shoot my cock off 

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

Shoot my cock off by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Crush my cock with a rock i must 

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!

Crush my cock with a rock i must!

Crush my cock with a rock i must by The_wildcard April 13, 2021

Guac on my Cock 

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

Guac on my Cock by ollux February 6, 2017

Suck my cock 

Asking a girl to give you a blowjob.

HELLO MY FRIEND, SUCK MY COCK HOT WOMEN

Suck my cock by Jackishorny October 17, 2008