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mushy purples

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.
by evinrude115 January 25, 2017
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Mushi Mu

Mushi Mu is the cute, fluffle, FAUX-FURRY mascot for ActFur on air.

He is often seen listening to music on his cool stereo headphones and noming on bacon.
Not a fox, nor a bunny, cat OR dog.... Mushi Mu iz a;

FAUX-FURRY!!!
by Foxtailedcritter August 23, 2011
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mushy-gushy

To be very affectionate. Often to the point of disgusting other people.
Normally used for couples who call each other "honey", "sweetheart", "pumpking" or similar words
Honey, we are so mushy-gushy in the mornings.
by ehstrom October 29, 2013
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mushy squash

Guys that are left that no one else wants according to Alison Dilaurentes from Pretty Little Liars
Emily- "I don't want to end up with Mushy squash"
Paige McCullers- "Are you drunk?"
by Jenny1ynn9 October 22, 2013
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Mushi Slaken

Another more unfamiliar (secretive) way of saying pussy licking or eating of the Vagina
"Dude i slaked that Mushi all night last night" or "Dude she got on to me for Mushi slaken another girls Mushi"
by Creator of this phrase. Devin. October 22, 2009
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mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up
Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass
by downtiggidy August 17, 2003
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Mushi fucked

When the Japanese start going mushi mushi after the kkk arrive.
My stomach won't digest this mushy meat and now I am being mushi fucked.
by booziebobeep February 12, 2017
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