mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

Mushroom

A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.

"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"

by CharlesVA August 05, 2006

mushrooms

Things that make you feel funny, and prolong orgasms

It kept coming and coming, must be the mushrooms.

by Spelunking Monkey February 10, 2003

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

Mushroom

Some majorly evil things. Work a lot with garden gnomes.
Watch out for them.

"Oh God, RUN AWAY FROM THE MUSHROOMS !"
"Yes ! They stop the happy noodles !"

by Ashiezorz August 27, 2007

The Mushroom

When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland

a variation in the word is (shroom hair)

Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night

Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom

My Dad just mushroomed your mum

I Mushroomed your wife Last Night

by Mchazzmo May 19, 2009

mushrooms

a poisonous fungi grown mostly in shit or on damp logs, that makes you get in touch with your holographic spirit, oh and you trip. the trip lasts for 4 to 8 hours. try some dutch shrooms. goddamn.

by lefty September 16, 2003