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mushroom

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.
if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40
by dellabella July 11, 2022
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mushroom

The name of a current hair style popular among boys and young men. Its signature element is an oversized bush of loose, tousled hair (the mushroom) that protrudes out over the forehead in a furry shelf that would, in some extreme cases, seem to impinge on the field of vision.
Okay, buzzcut the sides but leave the mushroom in front.

She likes to get her fingers in my mushroom.

I can't see anything in the shower because when my mushroom gets wet it covers both my eyes.
by Grebdehrm January 31, 2024
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Mushroom Syndrome

(n) - A syndrome where you're fed bullshit and kept in the dark. Derives from the method of cultivating mushrooms: they add a lot of fertiliser and keep them in the dark and damp.

A person can suffer from Mushroom Syndrome in any way; the only circumstances are:

(1) A person doesn't tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them

and;

(2) They tell lies.
Sarah: So how's your relationship with Andy going?

Bree: OMG! He gave me Mushroom Syndrome! It turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.

Sarah: Wow! So what did he bullshit to you about? You know, the other half of the Mushroom Syndrome?

Bree: Oh, he told me he didn't break the blender but it *actually* was him!
by Mushroomizer7 June 8, 2011
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Mushroom dick

A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018
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Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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