Thirst murker

Individual who is so desperate that they are borderline stalking

That thirst murker has been following me all night.

by Loso F March 30, 2016

murked

to kill, or to murder someone

gangsta 1- hey shawty u hear bout that nigga Tarome

gangsta 2- hell yea my folk murked his ass last night

by Lil Tripp February 1, 2008

murked ass hoe

a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.

boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!

by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009

Murky

slang name for dirty water, usually used to describe sluts or girls that "get around"

"did you see murky today?"
"No, she's probably fucking critter in the music building."

by rachelll1234 May 23, 2009

murked

to be murdered

He got murked

by AC August 22, 2003

cedric murley

a ginger who is funny and cute. he likes to use the word silly all the time and makes smiley faces like this :-). he also plays soccer. he can be a player but also really sweet. he needs to find his phone charger. he likes to go riding on ice. and dont worry he wont fall through and die. he recently got a big haircut.

I LOVE YOU CEDRIC MURLEY! <3

Thats so cedric murley :-)

by -anonymous211 January 23, 2011

Mumkey Jones

A youtuber known for shitposting and being so edgy especially in this current year politically correct climate. The main joke of his internet presence is that he is never funny, entertaining, or interesting but thousands of people still follow him. Mumkey only uses the same 5 jokes, The Woah Im' Being So Edgy Right Now Joke, The I'm Depressed Joke, The Suicide Joke, The This Joke That Mumkey Isn't Being Funny.

My Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GDB060PU8&index=1&list=PLLRvgGuJX1Wi3yN5uDelW7I_wsJJwIG4F

"I'm depressed" - Mumkey Jones

by Mumkey Jones January 1, 2018