Munsonian

A resident of Muncie, Indiana, one of the most boring, tacky, and useless cities on earth.

A: We've been waiting for this train to go by for almost thirty minutes!
B: Oh, that's nothing. I'm a Munsonian.

by sbgk February 20, 2011

sulfur monsoon

A not-for-profit music project based out of North Florida, with subject matter stretching to the far corners of the universe. It is devoted to transcendental music compositions, layering instruments with various noises and atmospheric vibrances. It is a gas cloud blooming backward a 3-petaled flower hanging limp behind the ear of god. The visual art corresponding to this work is created for the sleepy parts of your brain, the parts that dare to dream but with no colorful reference. Sleeping giants, if you will. The crucial ligaments of cognition resting under blankets of drone-media on pillows of television screens. Sulfur Monsoon was created to wake you up.

"that dope music project is subterrestrial! it must be Sulfur Monsoon."

"those flowers are blooming on the opposite side of the rainbow spectrum. it reminds me of Sulfur Monsoon lyrics."

by schoolhouse February 7, 2010

Munson

Derived from the film "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson whose characters last name is Munson. Also mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song "Pennsylvania" the word describes someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. Usually whatever makes that person lose it all is by a bad decision they have made driven by greed.

"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."

by xKILOx December 24, 2005

monsoon

A step up from a blowjob...A slobbery, seasonal blow of "wind" to the male reproductive organ

Nick's girlfriend gave me a monsoon!

by King of the Burbs March 23, 2007

Milwaukee Monsoon

n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.

"Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"

by Jables McGrables November 4, 2006

Monsoon Assassin

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill

Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Eddie Munson

A 20 year old, man, who plays D&D with 15 year olds, has absolutely amazing hair, cool jackets, plays guitar, lives in a trailer, and has a hankie in his back/left pocket. Basically, a very obviously gay man that the girls of this generation have found daddy issues for. Maybe because Joseph Quinn looks like young RDJ? Or honestly he looks like every "young" version of the top dilfs in todays world. Either way, theres so many head cannons and signs he is a mlm man and you guys are not an m whos l(ing)m.

"Eddie Munson is my new fictional character crush 🤭"

"Girl shut the fuck up no he aint Eddies clearly a fag"

by loreleiii June 27, 2022