Munted

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

by R Yenarg August 23, 2005

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Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

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Oat Manned

To be entirely ignored by a friend or treated at a lower friendship level than the relationship calls for.

"I saw Wes today at Blue Baker. I told him to sit with us but he just said 'that's alright' and sat at the table right behind me. I've never been Oat Manned so hard in my life."

"Did Gilbert really just walk by us and not say anything?"
"Yeah, and he's not even looking over here now."
"Damn, we're getting Oat Manned pretty good right now."

by krh2011 September 25, 2012

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Dan the Manned

This is my way of describing someone who got knocked out cold in a fight. It's a nod to the popular Halfbrick Studios game Dan the Man, in which players can deliver a slow-motion knockout on their opponents.

Dude, you just got Dan the Manned!!

by Cre8vKnuckledraggr March 5, 2019

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