When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.
from: johnasmith@companymail.com
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com
Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:
Enclosed please find our latest annual report.
With Best Regards,
John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO
Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com
Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:
Enclosed please find our latest annual report.
With Best Regards,
John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO
Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."
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A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
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A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
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