Muffintology

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.

Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

muffintop

when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.

"SICK, Look at Marks girlfriends muffintops. He must like muffins, cause thats NASTYYY."

by Izzy the Llama March 11, 2007

muffino

an italian version of muffin relating to a significant other.

a pet name of love

you sexy muffino!

by blazed girl March 1, 2011

muffintops

The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.

When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.

Yo, your muffintops are showing.

by Randy (muffinman) October 28, 2007

Muffintops

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.

"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"

by ILoveYourMothersVagina April 24, 2008

muffintop

a human that is awckwardly over weight and have a "cliff hanger" over their pants forming the shade of a muffin top

that dudes got a large muffintop.

he needs a larger shirt to cover that up

by bracezz February 15, 2009

muffintop

top of a penis.

i drilled a soft muffintop last night and i feel great.

by dsfsdag October 19, 2008