Minging

When you ming someone off it means you’re hurting them.

‘You’re minging me off’

‘Stop minging me’

by Lightskin Sensation October 24, 2020

Minging

When someone named Ming is reaching the peak of his night out at an excellent dance party

Wow. Ming is really minging now. Lucky fella.

by coderated December 24, 2020

Minging

A Scottish/uk slang term used to describe something that’s disgusting

A similar slang term that means the same thing is: manky

You could call someone a minger aswell

Erin: that neon yellow dress is minging dinny wear that to the party
Michelle: thanks a lot 🙄

by explanation April 11, 2022

Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.

Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!

by Bobby Axelrod October 17, 2022

Minging

Longing for, desperate for. Something that one desires deeply

"Zulu was minging for a weekend night shift"

by MrIGoToSgcs September 12, 2023

Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

Missining

Missining is a term used to express lack of dreams. This term is used by people that "don't dream" and people that never remember their dreams.

I woke up this morning with excitement but I was missining last night, so now I don't know what got me excited!

by Wdkatheory June 20, 2024