mothers appreciation day

A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.

I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.

by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021

Mothers #

The friend zoned dudes giant cock

Yeah I really want your mothers #

by Yourmotherisban March 18, 2022

Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Mothers Law

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

by Mom's fan May 4, 2024

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

fub mothers

a Hoob term used when describing a hang out, or getting drunk

Trevor: "what are we doing this weekend?"
Matt: "I think we're gonna fub mothers at Alec's crib."

by gibbonhoob September 9, 2014

Your Mothers Onions

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

by YMO June 29, 2014