jock mort

rhyming slang for good sort - when sung refers to the whereabouts of a hot chick

"jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort"

by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

Mort

someone who's fucked up in the brain, sick, ugly, annoying, stupid and just generally a total spong!!!!

Chelsea: see chloe she's a total mort!
Dale: OH AYE!!
Chelsea: LOL!
Emma: i agree, silly mort

by Morthater June 04, 2010

pp mort

an amazing person can be described as a ✨pp mort✨🙂🔪

look it’s pp mort strutting down the hallway.

by pp mort June 04, 2020

The Mort Goldman

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....

This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

by Thomas Berry June 30, 2006

Petit Mort

A period of post-orgasmic unconsciousness or deep sleep

Awakening from a petit mort, he heard his lover's voice in the next room

by Len July 05, 2003

Faceless mort

Someone you once considered a friend but due to their stupidity or just lack of respect in regards to paying the bill or even sticking to their word and now they are just another faceless mort in the crowd

"Next time I see you in the street don't bother saying hello cos you'll be just another faceless mort in the crowd"

by Aussie cray cray (cray cray =c January 21, 2016

Mort Age

A mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged

I went to visit my Grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of Mort Age.

by Buzzard April 05, 2006