crimson moustache

Two piece metal/experimental band from Atlanta, GA.

I saw Crimson Moustache play on the moon!

by Jomb January 17, 2008

Mustacheketball

When a fat sweaty man with a handlebar mustache beats you in a one on one game of basketball or a game of 21, oftentimes for a cash wager. He usually wins through aggressive use of the post game and emphasis on fundamentals. This is the highest form of basketball humiliation, worse than having your ankles broken or even being posterized.

The burly man lowered his shoulder into my chest, and his sweaty mullet splashed into my face. With his handlebars glistening in the sun as he drained the winning bucket on a surprisingly agile fadeaway, I knew I had just played a game of mustacheketball.

We've all been there.

by anom1k August 6, 2010

Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".

Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.

by winenight August 1, 2011

Mustache Denial

A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.

Munam is in serious mustache denial.

by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010

Denver Mustache

This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.

Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?

I know, total Denver Mustache.

by JonnyDenver June 19, 2010

mousetache

A derogatrive term for a small furry moustache, usually found between the upper lip and the nostrils.
Derived from the reference to a rodent on the upper lip.

"Yo my man! Look at that guy with the mousetache! He clearly ain't hip to facial hair styles like we are."
"Stop trying to be cool Ben, you don't speak like that normally and you just made up that term. Just face it, you cannot start a meme."
"Such a buster..."

by Ben the Elder May 17, 2008

Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

by Alsexx February 20, 2009