mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005

mooped

(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.

I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!

by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

moozer

a fat person who is a loser

Tori is such a moozer.

by danjennings725 January 12, 2009

Moogerfooger

Actually, the name of a synthesizer system created by Robert A. "Bob" Moog. He created the famous Minimoog, the Polymoog, the Multimoog, the Moog Modular system and the Moog Prodigy, to give only a few examples.

The Moogerfooger series consists of several pedals and accessories, like e.g. a lowpass filter, a ring modulator, a phaser and a control processor.

This new Moog Moogerfooger filter system sounds absolutely fantastic!

by joerg September 22, 2004

mooker

Short for "man hooker"

Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!

by ingvild=] December 15, 2009

Mooser

A term of derision used to describe one who has lived in Perth, Western Australia their whole life, and who, upon hitting their mid-twenties, suddenly decides to move to Melbourne, where they will mostly hang out with other moosers.

Gawain Davies is such a mooser.

by cli-cli February 18, 2004

moozer choozer

an insult used instead of the word loser which has became boring and fuetile in todays culture, someone whom choozes to mooze, consisting of the word moozer and choozer,
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall

tim decided not to come out, he chose to mooze
tim is a moozer choozer

by mike & roZ August 17, 2006