Omega mongoose

The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.

She asked me to give her an Omega Mongoose, I told her no way!

by nhbmaing August 8, 2014

mongolo

A word that has the same meaning as mongoloid, referring to the people with down syndrome. It is often used to tell someone they're a retard, when in fact they're not. Hispanic people use the word along with the spanish curse word pinche. Mongolo is sometimes used in spanglish sentences.

Look at that pinche mongolo!

I was going to the store when un pinche mongolo stepped in front of my car asking for money.

by Bruce182 July 28, 2005

Mongolian Goggles

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.

Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.

by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009

Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad

26-episode anime and ongoing manga about a boy in Japan (Koyuki) trying to make it big with his rock band. Follows the band's ups and downs and Koyuki's gradual rise to maturity as the series progresses. A unique and fairly well down series that makes numerous references to real world music and also has an amazing original soundtrack.

"The rock music in Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad is by far my favorite anime soundtrack ever."

by Sky Tracer February 14, 2009

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.

“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief”

by birdbrain418 April 20, 2023

Void mongo

A person who is so dumb that their mind seems to be an empty void until a random, usually nonsensical thought pops up which they can't help to share, only for their mind to return to it's usual state of complete and utter emptiness.

Matt: If I shave my head, would it be more or less weird to not shave my eyebrows as well?
Jenny: wtf?
Joe: don't mind Matt, he's a void mongo.

by DenOh November 23, 2022