mooning

The act of spending time obsessing over something or someone. Like a crazy person, covering their walls with pictures of this other person, or constantly going on about him/it/her, so much so that the slightest reference to this object person drives everybody else crazy.

Dan: "Where is Jim?"
Mike: "Mooning over his ferrari collection."
Dane: "Again?!"
Mike : *nods sadly*

by Mytola August 6, 2006

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

moofing

Someone who's working but is Mobile and Out of OFfice is said to be Moofing. Typically to get a more done more effiently.

I'll be MOOFING tomorrow, but you can get me on my mobile.

by wingsurfer December 28, 2007

moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.

Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!

by imoose December 2, 2010

Moosing

To have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor. Also spelled moosin'.

Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!

by Sakotheking November 30, 2013

mooning

mooning is when guys drive around in a car with their boy-buns showing out the window.

A bunch of us cadets are going to drive around campus mooning and showing our boners for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021