Unwanted Monthly Subscription to the Waterfalls of Hell

another code name for periods.

"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"

by Ilikeoreosandpussyyyy May 11, 2022

Monthly Allocation

Where you pay her to fuck you in the ass…

My wife gave me the monthly allocation

by Jakup999 January 30, 2022

Monthly blood

Period, menstruation, dyeing your panties red, crimson splash, Aunt Flo, the dreaded red drip, the curse, monthly gift, bloody waterfall, bleeding week.

Don't talk to me. I'm having monthly blood.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

monthly messenger

Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.

Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!

by von groovy August 4, 2024