monologue

One person speaking alone, often to more than one other person without expected comment

Jay Leno might as well have a dialogue, since his band leader always laughs at the jokes that bomb and then continues to talk to Jay to make up for the silence afterwards

by larstait October 29, 2003

Monophobia

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.

im staying at mark's because i have monophobia

by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

monogogue

a religious place where bitches pray for the one and only holy Jannat.

Person 1: Do you want to go to the monogogue?

Person 2: No I want to go to the synagogue .

Person 1: HeH?

by dracomalfoysmacksmyass November 11, 2020

monopoly-ass

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.

Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!

by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008

I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019