Monke

One of mother natures best animals and ruler of the earth monke.

Sorts of monke: Sniper monke, Drip monke, SUS MONKE😱😱😱, and curious George and many more.
Me: hey bro we should get monke
imaginary friend: which one daddy

Me: hmm maybe sniper monke to protect us
by PapiRoach March 07, 2021
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Monk

A large yet studious creature that builds and studies architecture. When in action, a Monk can be seen up to 15 mph -running- scooping ground balls or getting lit on the weekend. Overall, any man strives to be a Monk by any means necessary.
Example 1: “What’s good, Monk.”
Example 2: “By the end of the summer I'm tryna be Monk.”
by Monk is Life March 25, 2022
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The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?
by rockiew August 08, 2006
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Monk

Example 1. I don't want to want to be a monk and lead a life of bordome

Example 2. I just watched Monk on USA at it was awsome.
by VGclass July 31, 2009
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Monked

Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk
Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*

The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez

Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked
by MonkJJ June 03, 2010
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monks

To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.
I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!
by dragonlady313 March 15, 2011
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A supreme leader, confident and poised, his head cloaked in a cowl.
Monk spoke but a few words, gestured with his left hand, and the Viscount and Commodore hurried to do his bidding.
by chaseoff May 27, 2014
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