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Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
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Moneyfucker a bank

When one or more people spray paint the word "moneyfucker" on a bank often done by someone who is in the american communist movement,an anarchist,neohippie,porn hippie, or in the world wealth reform movement or all of the above. Other words may also be spray painted on it such as "Captalist pig" and "Just when did you sell your soul for money?" ect. This is done to protest the evil economic system we live under.
by Deep blue 2012 May 8, 2010
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monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....
a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey
by W HP February 23, 2004
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monkeyfukker

You monkeyfukker.
by Nasaki December 20, 2002
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