Clark Montessori

A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.

"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"

by Elddir April 11, 2017

tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.

John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

by LittleNano April 7, 2011

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

Monkees

I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.

BANANAS THAT'S RIGHT oh

by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004

Barrel of monkeys

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by Nick Cusa September 24, 2006

Arctic Monkeys

A really underground band that your mate might tel, you about at the bus stop after school. But their like really underground like nobody has heard of them at all. If you meet someone who’s heard of them that’s like winning the lottery

Yeah I don’t like popular music, I really like underground bands like Arctic Monkeys

by TommyT-Babay!!!! May 24, 2021

Lump monkeys

Lump monkeys is a hunchback person with a growth the site of your fist on their back.

“Look at those crusty lump monkeys over there.”

by Ass_hat69 December 5, 2019