Fake Monarchy

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.

Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."

by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021

monarchs of the mineral era

Queens Of The Stone Age

Queens Of The Stone Age fucking rock

by cKy October 6, 2003

Monarch_OTS

This ain't no butterfly, however, quite graceful. You can find the Monarch_OTS somewhere in the Caribbean Sea, on the "Party Bus" having a cock-fight or shooting a few tootsoonies and moofoomoofoos in Call of Duty 4. The Monarch's skills have been honed for several years taught by the sling-shot-buddha-guru himself, Zio Vincenzo, dating back to his first headshot... when he nailed the retarded kid in the ear when he was walking with his mom...and the kid got in shit for crying!! ..what a disgraziato!!

Weapons of preference: AK-47 w/silencer, Canon SLR Digital Camera w/optical zoom and RPG + Grenade Launcher.

Keep the bazookas away from the Monarch_OTS

WATCH OUT!! ..Monarch_OTS has got a sling-shot!!

Don't tell Monarch_OTS we have the PARTY BUS!! ..what a finocchio!

by Tootsoonie2 June 12, 2008

monched

When a really disgustingly annoying buff guy from across the given area is undressing you with his eyes. Please note that this "moncher" will never actually come up and talk to you, he will just stare and creep you out... also, he will tell his buddies how hard he wants to do you.

"Oh my god, seriously? That dude is a total monch! Lets get out of here before he can point us out!"
"Yeah totally. I'm tired of being monched on."

by sheebeee July 19, 2012

Monarchy

An old-fashioned and traditional load of bullshit that is no use to anyone

I wish Britain had a President then we could ditch this monarchy crap. America gets it, why can't we?????????????

by FreeBritainofthemonarchy April 18, 2022

Frog-Marched

Carl Rove in leg irons with a tie wrap firmly cinched around his nads ... squeeling: "Rivet" ... "Rivet" ... while the FBI slaps his ass with a 2 by 4 forcing him to jump 2 feet vertically and 1 inch forward.

"At the end of the day, it's of keen interest to me to see whether or not we can get Karl Rove frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. And trust me, when I use that name, I measure my words".

by Who's To Plame? October 9, 2003

monarchbutter

The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.

<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007