your such a moises

1. A woman making tortillas in the kitchen.
2. A anus (the rectal opening)
3. A epic fail

"Hey, dude your such a moises"

by smdwiftag ppl September 1, 2011

A moises

someone who isnt very good looking but theyre personality makes them "attractive"

jackie:woah! hes ugly
cristina:so..hes a moises!
jackie:ohh then hes good(:

by liddoh one :> July 23, 2011

Dirty Moises

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra

patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises

by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020

Malcom Moses

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Reverse Moses

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.

ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"

by OBeast_ July 5, 2010