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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash
Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.
by Road Muncher July 30, 2009
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Munchin Tiblits

A term describing any type of pill taken for the purpose of intoxication
"Man, I had a hard day at work and I just want to eat a couple of munchin tiblits and watch soem T.V."
by K. McCoy December 9, 2008
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munching the mulch

When one licks another’s butthole.
I accidentally walked in on Cassandra while munching the mulch of her boyfriend.
by Mulch muncher May 27, 2023
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burrito munching

The lesbian orgy involved a lot of burrito munching.
by Tahin January 14, 2014
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Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..
"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching
by Heart eater June 24, 2016
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Brownie Munching

When your eating a chick out and then she starts to shit and you keep eating them out
I just gave this guy the biggest brownie munching ever.
by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018
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