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Buffalo, MN

The ideal hometown. Great place to grow up, and go to school. The community aspect of Buffalo High School is unbeatable. The pride we have makes our fans the best in the state, no matter the sport. Small town feeling, big city opportunities. Friday and saturday nights at a bonfire or a house/shed party are far better than the typical town. Buffalo kids just know how to throw down, and if nothing is going on, its easy to get together with the bros to create some trouble, and some stories to tell. Theres a few wangsters, and stuck-ups but for the most part everyone is family and just there to have a good time. No place better. All about that country music, a bonfire and a case of coors.
Can't wait to get back to Buffalo, MN to get together with the gang and rage our faces off.

Wish I grew up in Buffalo, MN, they know how to have a good time.
by Always a Bison December 9, 2012
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pine island mn

The small hick town north of rochester mn known for its population to have a less than 1% ethnetictiy rate it is made up of people who work, has worked, or know someone who works at the mayo clinic or IBM the only two imploers in the whole southeast part of Minnesota other than farming

the town has a history of mass people using pot especialy in the crummy high school.

Pine island also is famous for the worlds largest block of cheese (2 tons)
Lets get the hell out of Pine island MN
by ThIsToWnIsCrAp November 25, 2009
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Lakeville, MN

Lakeville Minnesota is a town where you will find all sorts of people . The rich upper class prudes, Lower class stoners who some how obtain money to buy the things they need, homeless teenagers, bitches, sluts, jocks, etc . Then you have the police that have nothing better to do all day but follow around the local bad asses who are nothing but a big family "The Famm" doing what they need to, to survive . The use of cigarettes is at an astounding rate by the many under aged teens you are probably afraid your kids might end up like one day . Although these kids may smoke, drink, and think life has no purpose but to fucking party (and the town whores who like sex.. A LOT) they are some of the sweetest people you will find yourself coming across while your pumping gas at your car in the McKwik parking lot or brining your small children to play at the beach . By the way, Lakeville South . This world loves you even if we may have lost to some rich ass kids from Lakeville North .
"I smell bacon I smell grease . Oh my god it's the Lakeville police ! Oh shit, time to dip !" - Lakeville South

"Oh shit, another STD.." -Lakeville North

Thats Lakeville, MN for ya
by Gahhgahhhh February 23, 2011
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Bloomington MN

A ghetto ass city in the middle of Minnesota. Some would say that this is the best city in Minnesota. Other "normal" people beg to differ. This is a shitty, run down, noisey ass city that had crime and fires going non-stop. Most people from Bloomington are complete bad ass's. They don't give a single fuck about what you say to them. They cap a mother fucker if they have to.
-I'm from Bloomington MN
-Oh, what a nice city

-Nigga it's Bloomington.
by Pandabear nigga January 28, 2019
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Excelsior, MN

Excelsior, MN is an over populated, not so nice little town anymore. Prodomenenetely white population full of rich snobs. The town is referred to by others as “the magnet”. You can find a bar down all of water street. The taxes to live in excelsior jump, jump, jump, and force people out of their homes. In the summer buzz it takes 15 minutes to travel .5 miles of the main stretch, by car. The city council doesn’t care about the residents, just the numbers they pull in. Then there’s that Prick firemen Stearn what a douche.
Excelsior, MN beach is where I’ll be, or come to the commons in Excelsior, MN, meet me down at the port of Excelsior, MN
by Pissedoldman January 17, 2019
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Austin, MN

Come and visit our very exciting, extraordinary, and educating museum dedicated to strictly SPAM here in Austin, MN!!!
by twinnie1 January 20, 2010
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Longville, MN

LLongville, MN is 10 miles north of nowhere. 96.11% of the inhabitants are 100% redneck and 3.9% are Native Americans who can't afford to move away. People born here believe they are superior to outsiders.

Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.

In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.

Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.

There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).

Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
I went to Longville, MN to race turtles and got drunk. Then they beat me up and took all my money.
by BeerDrinkin Traveler March 3, 2011
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