Mitwank

Titwank given by a man with mits (man tits)

Ray gave Dave a mitwank the other night. Dave enjoyed it.

by LRG1 January 7, 2011

Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008

shit-mitzvahed

getting shitfaced at a bar or bat-mitzvah

Toby: How was the bat-mitzvah?
Adam: Awesome, I got shit-mitzvahed and hooked up with a 13 year old.

by Ollie (IGR) March 28, 2009

Mital

A wise person : doesn't do anything bad and is always calm: doesnt yell or get angry.

I love how you are such a Mital, you are very nice to me.

by MMPGOD September 22, 2018

Baka Mitai

The undisputed best and saddest song to ever be written in all of history, that somehow everyone has sung. While this is a masterpiece, only the people who are the most cultured, have experienced the truest of pains, and have the best of tastes can appreciate this song.

Person 1: “Hey dude, have you heard Baka Mitai?”
person 2 “No, what’s that?”
Person 1 “What a horrible existence you must live.”

by WeebGodX September 20, 2020

Mittagong

A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.

Woman: Where are you from, young man?
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.

by dr_habib April 9, 2011

mirva

Mirva is a sexy beast who destined to have extreme chemistry with a designer. She has the ability to consume obscene amounts of whiskey while maintaining a cleverly dirty sense of humor. After crazy amounts of alcohol, she is never finished. To keep the beast calm, cool, and unmoist - feed her ice cream and avoid the sauna.

Tickle my Mirva!

by wildcatTN February 2, 2014