by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021
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Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
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A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.
That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700
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Get the Minge Pie mug.A game that comes in your computer that is easy to play. Most people don't know how to play minesweeper. There's beginner, intermediate, advanced, and custom. First, you click on a square. Then any square you point to will have 8 surrounding squares either with unclicked areas or numbers or spaces with no number which represents zero mines. Avoid clicking the mines. A mine will have 8 squares with the number 1 on it representing 1 mine. You can add a flag to squares you know are mines or a question mark to squares you think is a mine. A square with a number 2 means there are 2 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. A number 3 means there are 3 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. A number 4 means that there are 4 mines in the 8 surrounding squares. number 5 means that there are 5 mines somewhere in the 8 surrounding squares. You can find a square with a number 1 that has only 1 unclicked square. Flag that square because that's where a mine is. If you find a number 2 with 3 unclicked squares, you might add a question mark on all 3 squares. If there's another square with a number 2 with only 2 unclicked squares, flag both squares because that's where the mines are. Then if there's a square with a number 1 and there's a few unclicked squares but one of the squares has a flag in it, click the unclicked square. Focus. Good luck on your minesweeping! You also are being timed, so be kind of quick, but focused. Custom is fun. You can add extra mines and extra space.
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A fat persons arms are too short, in relation to the circumference of their arse, to wipe their arse normally leading to them doing it through their legs and thus creating a Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt
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