Minty Piccolo

When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.

MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.

PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.

by HairyHighwayman February 26, 2023

archbishop mitty

honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit

bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you

by ilovetoeatpu$$y! November 3, 2018

misty fogg

Synonymous with a party. You get misty and you get fogged.

a misty fogg usually lead to unprotected sex with strangers.

by brainsmmmnevermind September 23, 2009

Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

Minty

Minty : A word that country people use as slang.
Minty is a better word for : Amazing, Cool, Awesome, unique

Carter : “You really threw up some mud.”
Blaine : “Yeah theres a huge rut.”
Carter : “it’s pretty MINTY right?”

by Minty gurl June 18, 2020

minty ice

When a girl puts toothpaste on her hands a jerks you off.

That bitch named Sheqwanda gave me a nice minty ice the other night....my dick still tingles.

by Matt Mancini November 25, 2006

Mimpy

A person who is generally a bit slow and gross whilst behaving in a dumb way. This should be accompanied by droopy physical features such as a flabby arm or neck. This word originated in England and should be pronounced with a lot of emphasis on the second "m".

Person 1 :"ugh, did you see that new boy called Danny?" Person 2: "yeah, damn he was so mimpy!"

by Swaggy J cosso March 21, 2014