the act of ejaculating on a girls face, followed by punching her in the nose and subsequently mixing the semen with the blood.
by killmode July 1, 2003

A spin off of Feltching, but when the anal sex gets a little rough and he/she ends up bleeding and when your sucking the cum from his/her ass after thru the clear straw its a nice color of pink. the chunks you can imagine to be strawberry preserves.
I just knew I was going to get a strawberry milk shake when i finally cum in my dads ass last night.
by little_leg June 13, 2007

while having sex with a girl or boy you shit in your hand cum in their face and then rub the shit on top untill you get a rich brown milkshake stlye mixture, yummy yummy
i was all like eat this bitch and i cum in her face then rubbed shit on it, and i was all like chocolate milkshake any one, fuck u bitch
by james flunder February 9, 2005

During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})
STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)
by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011

"Do you want to go to the McDonald's in Edgware?"
"No. It got closed down for selling a happy shake milk shake."
"No. It got closed down for selling a happy shake milk shake."
by Shaun R. Palmer February 2, 2008

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
by QuacksO December 4, 2024

by ELMITCH March 6, 2023
