Miffed

"miffed" -- that is the word that comes out when you try to say "pissed" when your lady is covering your mouth with her lovliness....

When asked of his feelings about the matter, Harry said "I am miffed". Which we all know he was pissed but Gertrude's privates were covering his mouth at the time.

by The San Clemente Kid March 13, 2009

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Miffed

To eat a lot of food in one sitting and be realllllly full.
sometimes eating a lot of greasy food to cure a hangover.

i got so miffed thismorning after that party last night

wanna go get miffed?

by HollyMatilda September 25, 2007

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(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

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Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

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