Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

Midwestern Stroke

All the symptoms of a normal stroke. Instead of smelling toast, its refried beans.

Do you guys smell refried beans or is it just me?

I think you might be having a Midwestern Stroke.

by A-X-L November 25, 2025

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.

You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.

by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019

A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*

by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022

Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

by The reatards June 18, 2021

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019