Mitigating

v. To walk through the middle of a gate.

Ok, so there's this gate, right? And you take the middle of the gate, and you walk through the middle of that gate.

Kenny was mitigating when I left the building to meet him.

by Alexander Michaels December 20, 2007

transientmental meditation

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.

Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

PRO!meditation Murder

The exceeding level of premeditaion murder. This type of murder is the most dangerous and well-planned.

The detectives were befuddled by the mafia due to their PRO!meditation murder tactics and couldn't pin the crime.

by sprgruvylama March 14, 2011

Mask Meditation

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.

What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?

by MathPlus July 14, 2021

modication

Being motivated by the dedication of others

Mr. Mango gave me the modication today to go walk 4 miles!

by Gravitygirl April 10, 2008

Meditation

The process of summoning the fucking devil Satan himself.

Kate: I was practicing meditation to have deep awareness in myself.
Josh: More like to summon creepy ass demons.

by datboi101lol March 3, 2021

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