F Minus Minus

A way of saying that you've done something that merits a fail so great that there is nothing on the scale for it.

In other words, it's a super!fail.

Strong Bad: Not good enough! F Minus Minus!

by Nattie LeForge March 5, 2009

your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven

how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older

Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.

by kimmickal September 13, 2009

minus crack

A statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.

Ned "i got my foreskin caught in my zip"
Emma " ah shit thats minus crack"

Ned " where's ma tins, i cant find my tins, this shit is minus crack

Lee Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ned" for fuck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is fucking minus crack"

by mrsmoutray November 5, 2010

Minuscule

Very small or tiny.

An atom is minuscule. Depending upon your perception, the earth, solar system, or our known galaxy, could look minuscule from far away.

by MTF October 1, 2008

ass mucus

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

by Vinnie the Cock February 29, 2008

mucus cum

Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.

Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"

by Bilbo Swagins October 1, 2014

Mirus

"Mirus" as the latin word that means miracle. Originated from the actor Mirus Ponon is the urban language today of amazing, talented, beautiful, wonderful, blessing, etc.. Mirus is a special person that touches lives of other people and is considered a blessing in every single one of us every time he approaches. Mirus!

You can do anything? Man, you're a Mirus!

by johnthelegend March 1, 2018