Midterm Crisis

What happens when you realize that midterms are the next week and you haven't been to the class since the first session.

Bro #1-Dude you wanna go hit up the bars Friday?
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.

by James Boyer February 11, 2008

Mister Rogers

One of the most awesome people ever to grace television in the history of the medium.

Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.

Mister Rogers is a true gentleman. The realization of class.

by sdf January 24, 2005

Mister Wizard

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

your sister a mister

only used as a last resort once your homeboy hits you with to many no u this cannot be countered until we find the holy trinity

carl: your mom gay

me:daddy tranny

carl:no u
me:your sister a mister

carl ;evaporates

by tg68tr578 March 14, 2018

Misteresque

1. :noun: A male counterpart of mistress
2. :noun: The male lover of a married person
(Mist-er-e-ss-ck)

Person1: dude! I think joe’s wife has a misteresque! I saw another guy leave their house at like 1 this morning.

Person2: nah,dude; that’s just joe’s misteresque.

by Universesofa January 14, 2019

Minter

Scottish; When you feel embarrassed or ashamed.

Can't believe I fell off the bus, what a total minter!

by Shanicefghijk June 29, 2010

Mister-Oscar-Shaped

An adjective to describe something shaped like or in the form of Mr. Oscar. (World Famous Spanish Sub, Killer of gods, Chef, and body builder.)

Wow, look at that wall! The hole is Mister-Oscar-Shaped!

by SmashYourMouth October 22, 2018