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fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone
Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!
by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017
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Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible
"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021
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microphonium

The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.
"He pulled this huge microphonium out"
by PeRRyO November 26, 2006
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Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner October 3, 2008
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Russian Microphone

When someone has a microphone as loud as a jet engine
Guy 1: where we droppin boys?

Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕

Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone

Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022
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metrophobe

(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.

In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.

In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.

Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.
She is such a metrophobe, she only dates cavemen.
by Cravenhad November 22, 2005
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Human Microphone

A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.
The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:

"Mic Check."

"MIC CHECK!!"

"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"

"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"

"but it really makes you think through"

"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"

"what it is you want"

"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"

"to say."

"TO SAY!!"
by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011
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