by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017
Get the fleshtone microphone mug."Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021
Get the Anal Microphone mug.Related Words
The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.
by PeRRyO November 26, 2006
Get the microphonium mug.A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.
by broncogunner October 3, 2008
Get the Microphony mug.Guy 1: where we droppin boys?
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022
Get the Russian Microphone mug.(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.
In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.
In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.
Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.
In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.
In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.
Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.
by Cravenhad November 22, 2005
Get the metrophobe mug.A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.
The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:
"Mic Check."
"MIC CHECK!!"
"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"
"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"
"but it really makes you think through"
"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"
"what it is you want"
"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"
"to say."
"TO SAY!!"
"Mic Check."
"MIC CHECK!!"
"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"
"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"
"but it really makes you think through"
"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"
"what it is you want"
"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"
"to say."
"TO SAY!!"
by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011
Get the Human Microphone mug.