micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog

Look at that micropenis! ewww!

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

Louis Micropenis

My mate has a 2 inch boner right now looking at your juicy hot tits babe wanna have anal? Xx

My mate has a Louis micropenis the other day looking at niggas.

by Wrinkly Sausage December 16, 2023

Micropenis

Zaid

he has a zaid (a micropenis)

by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023

micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021

Micropenis

A penis so small you need a microscope to see it.

Kim: "Yo did you know Timmy had a micropenis?"
Ashley: "Is that why you have a microscope??"

by HaloTopper April 29, 2021

Micropenis

Something I can't get rid of

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable

by Blitziskool May 11, 2021

Micropenis

When a male, shemale, or transgender's penis can be measured with a zero-to-one inch micrometer.

Rumor has it that Shinqua has a huge clitoris, but last night I found out she actually has a micropenis.

by LowKeyNatureGuy July 6, 2022