Micropenis

Something I can't get rid of

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable

by Blitziskool May 11, 2021

Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.

Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.

by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021

Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

Louis Micropenis

My mate has a 2 inch boner right now looking at your juicy hot tits babe wanna have anal? Xx

My mate has a Louis micropenis the other day looking at niggas.

by Wrinkly Sausage December 16, 2023

Micropenis

A penis so small you need a microscope to see it.

Kim: "Yo did you know Timmy had a micropenis?"
Ashley: "Is that why you have a microscope??"

by HaloTopper April 29, 2021

micropenis

small pp that can it in my computer

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?

by YO man john April 25, 2019

micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021