Micropenis

A penis so small you need a microscope to see it.

Kim: "Yo did you know Timmy had a micropenis?"
Ashley: "Is that why you have a microscope??"

by HaloTopper April 29, 2021

Louis Micropenis

My mate has a 2 inch boner right now looking at your juicy hot tits babe wanna have anal? Xx

My mate has a Louis micropenis the other day looking at niggas.

by Wrinkly Sausage December 16, 2023

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018

micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog

Look at that micropenis! ewww!

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

Micropenis

A person with a small penis

Levi magneson has a Micropenis

by Bryce’s I-watch March 30, 2024

Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021