Micropinga

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.

Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??

by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009

microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

Microfaggotry

The everyday verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, that police behaviour, speech, or free thought in order to bring social justice warriors closer to their perceived socialist utopia and thus the enslavement of society.

Twice today I was corrected on the use of someone's personal pronouns and was also repremanded from using the terms 'mother and father', clearly I am a victim of microfaggotry.

by MaysifFayget December 17, 2015

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

Micromanage

To excessively watch and control how a girl treats you during intercourse, making sure she treats you right and does her best.

"Did you get with that chick last night?"
"Yeah, but I had to micromanage her the entire time."

by 25th Drummerboy July 13, 2015

Micromaniac

A manic who isn't always a maniac, but has small (micro) bursts of being one at certain times for certain things.

That guy is a micromaniac if you say hi to him on thursdays.

by MicroManiac April 6, 2010

Microjang

A conjoining of the (company) names 'Microsoft' and 'Mojang'.
Microjang can be used to jointly refer to the two companies and their combined endeavours since Mojang was acquired by Microsoft in 2014.

Wow, Microjang has made so many superfluous, immoral, disrespectful, politically involved, and downright bad decisions in its handling of Minecraft. I much prefer Mojang before Notch sold to Microsoft.

by Feniks February 27, 2024