misbeveration

When you pick up a beverage or drink mistakingly thinking it is one substance/flavor and only after taking a swallow to realize that it is in fact something different. This may be caused by the container which may make it look a different color or by simply not being able to see into the beverage container (such as a sports bottle) misleading the drinker into realizing only after tasting it that a misbeveration has occured.

The worst version of this happening is when a cigarette butt appears in your mouth when you pick up a can of soda/beer etc. only to realize it was previously used as an ash tray.

A dark colored beverage in a dark plastic cup is expected to be grape kool-aid, but upon downing a swig you realize it was actually iced tea...a misbeveration has occured.

by mezomitch August 14, 2009

Miabeth

Miabeth is a girl you'll find easy to get along with, Miabeth doesn't take anyone's bullshit and will always be truthful and honest with you even in moments where you sometimes wish she wasn't, she opens her heart to those who deserve it, so if you find yourself befriending a Miabeth, you're in luck. She doesn't often get treated fairly by the world but that's where you come in to remind her of how great and beautiful she is (inside and out) even if she doesn't see it, and how much she has done for others, Miabeth will often make you feel like she's always near you no matter in what part of the world you are, she may be overprotective of you (with good intentions of course) because when you find your Miabeth it'll be hard to let go, treat her with the kindness that others failed to give her in her past, care for her, and make her feel loved because you'll only ever have one in your whole lifetime.

If ur girl's name is Miabeth, she's wifey material folks.

by AlexUNDRA1975 August 10, 2021

Fiend Mobber

One who never brings their own materials. This includes food, school supplies, bud, anything.

Yo Keith, stop being a fiend mobber, and smoking my bud and eating all my food!

by XRFH March 18, 2009

Mibblet

Someone who has never used IRC before except on Mibbit.com

That Mibblet doesn't understand that when you ask a question its mandatory for the Admins to idle for at least 20 minutes before answering.

by Arkt1k F0X November 6, 2008

Mibba

1 A writing site that used to be good with helpful moderators, other writers, and admins.
2 Now currently over run by JoBro, Twilight, and other trend band fanfictions.
3 Very hard to find a good story now on that site.

Sam: damn, I've been using mibba for a while, and now I don't even recognize it!
Torii: Duhh. but it's a place to write...

by torray January 22, 2009

Midbeast

The Zyzz of league of legends, Pro Footballer, Calvin Klein Model, and Cyber sportsman.

That hunk of a man, Midbeast, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a Calvin Klein model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him beast his way through my mid any day.

by chadsphyxia September 29, 2019

Mibba

A website that once was a friendly place to go. Now the equivalent to a communist country, Dujo is the main dictator. Although he does have an equally evil minion, Kurtni, also known as "Cuntni". They think that they can run the world through their computer screens. The site is supposed to be a "creative writing" site but is now overrun by shitty fanfiction. Even though there is good fanfiction, it is very hard to come by, as it is like finding a needle in a haystack. Also, the original fiction is almost completely ignored. If you write OF, you're better off at a different site.

user 1: I used to go on Mibba all the time.

user 2: Yeah, when Dujo wasn't a fucking dick.

user 1: And when Cuntni wasn't always on her period.

user 2: Or not around at all. Lol.

user 1: And when there were talented writers, and not shitty n00b MCR/GD/JoBro/Twilight fanfic "writers".

user 2: Yeah, dude. Fuck Mibba!

by fuckmibba November 9, 2009