Mary Day

Celebrated March 24th. The day where all things Mary are celebrated. Traditional Mary Day celebrations include (but are not limited too) gift exchanging, large amounts of sweets, balloons, signs, and an occasional party or two

March 24th 2011, Mary day is celebrated for its 2nd time

by Mary Day enthusiast April 10, 2011

Maryiah

Epitome of indescribable beauty inside and out. Talented and multi-faceted, C O N F I D E N T and intellectual with the mind, spirit and overstanding to create and transform life within and around her (relationship on the highest level). Known to be genuine and completely one of a kind with the body and sexuality of an immortal, athletic goddess. Usually chocolate, sun-kissed skin that reflects sunrays and ocean waves. One of the boldest and most courageous females on the planet (see Ain't-scared-of-shit) with the heart of a lioness alpha.

"Bruh..."
"Nigga, why is you on the roof..? And why you glowin..? And fuck is you naked for!?"
"Bruh, I just saw a whole new side of life... my nigga, I got the most amazing girl on the planet."
"She got you trippin like this? "
"Yo... I just found God in the heart of my Maryiah."

by see-thru December 20, 2016

Mary DeKeyzer

Cruel, uncaring and a con artist, narcissict

Oh, you got scammed by a Mary DeKeyzer

by No longer foolef August 1, 2017

Mary g porter traditional school

The worst school in Prince William County. Don’t let the traditional fool you the kids cuss are rude and don’t follow the rules but who can blame them when the teachers are SO BAD. They have a stupid dress code that no one follows, ugly uniforms that no one wears, and teachers who use their status to publicly humiliate kids that they don’t like. ALL the teachers have favorites and it’s so blatantly obvious because that student is able to get away with so much more than anyone else. All the teachers at this school care about is the test grades and that they make “school of excellence,” everyone knows that the teachers don’t really care about the students they just care about the grades that they produce. All the kids are held to an unrealistic expectation that leads to so much stress it’s crazy. There are NO sports except baseball which is aimed at guys because they’re isn’t a softball and of course they have this thing called “dojo” points which only the very BEST kids are given which allow them to go to this really fun event or do this really fun thing at the end of the month and if you don’t get like 100 you can’t go. And if your not a favorite the teachers love to take away like 5 points at a time for things like forgetting to tuck in your shirt after using the bathroom. And speaking of favorites EVERY month they have “students of the month” which are granted the opportunity to wear jeans on that Friday but the thing is it’s the same students EVERY MONTH.

Hey, why’d your mom pull you from Mary G porter traditional school?

The pressure was getting to me and the teachers weren’t helping at all. I felt uncomfortable being there ,like I was gonna get called out for a bad test grade or get yelled at for spacing out. I wanted to play football and do fun stuff like that but the atmosphere there was toxic and the people were mean, I didn’t want to come to school, I hated it.

by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019

Mary Hoyt

A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra

“That teacher is a total Mary Hoyt” - Student

by ARandomHuman69 November 6, 2019

mary j. bilge

Very dirty bong water, much like that of bilgewater in a ship

Toby refuses to replace the Mary J. Bilge in his bong because he considers it wasteful.

by FreestyleScientist December 23, 2022

mary

Mary is a kind, caring, beautiful, stunning, and amazing girl that everyone has to fall in love with. She is committed to one guy only, and is very faithful. She is the best girl you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting in your life. Every time she enters the room suddenly you are filled with joy, and she is always able to put a giant smile on your face. She makes you feel at home, loved, and like there's no one else but you. She gets excited about everything, which brightens up your day, everyday. She likes to go on adventures and to make great memories and have fun! She loves to skate, to draw, to cuddle, watch ROM coms, eat strawberries, make forts, drink lemonade, be carried around, and be nice to every one. Despite how much she's been through, she's still the strongest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She is perfect in every way, but once you date a Mary, never let her go, because her perfect imperfections cannot be given up. She is an unforgettable girl, and not to mention hot! She is the best girl you'll ever meet in your life, and time stops every time you see her, because she is just so beautiful, and everything a guy could ever ask for.

Eric: Dude your girlfriend is such a Mary!
Brandon: I know man, she's perfect!

by captainamerica091513 April 12, 2014