Mexican Stuntman

When at a bar, a high quality tequila is used, along with the other elements of a snakebite. However, the salt is snorted, the lemon is squeezed into the drinking customer's eye, willingly, by himself, and the tequila is shot. A new variation on an old favorite. This was witnessed at the The Brass Rail bar in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And the existance of such a maneuver was verfied by the sober, non-drinking bartender. The now-sober owner, verified.

The Mexican Stuntman occured when the co-owner of the bar took a snort of salt, a squeeze of lemon in his eye, on purpose, and took a shot of fine tequila. It was witnessed by the co-owner of the bar and the sober bartender. The date was November 15, 2010. Until this moment, it had only been discussed in legend in bars everywhere. Mexicans everywhere have not been this proud since the Alamo.

by Brass Rail Blogger November 20, 2010

Mexican Standoff

n : a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner. A poor man's Mutally Assured Destruction

That dude had a gun pointed to my head but I had a knife in his gut -- we were in a Mexican Standoff.

by Loogoo Maloogoo September 24, 2003

mexican strawberries

South Texas slang for beans.

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!

by oldschoolio June 12, 2007

Mexican Sports Pack

Types of upgrades done to full-size trucks that include: ugly body kits, swivel seats, chrome roll-bars, deep dish wheels, brush guards, chrome rocker panel guards, girly mudflaps with chrome accents, huge window visor, tires with white lettering, chrome fender trims, chrome edge protectors, dual bladed wiper blades, bull or lobo painted on the door or tailgate, Raiders, Cowboys stickers or license plate frames. When a Mexican gets five or more of these upgrades on his or her truck it’s got the Mexican Sports Pack option.

Did you see that truck with the Mexican Sports Pack at the auction? Yeah Hector the wholesaler is buying it for his used car lot in TJ.

by Hector the Mexican January 2, 2010

Mexican Stew

To urinate through the legs of another, while they are pooping.

Dude, we were so wasted last night we made Mexican Stew.

by SlumdogMillionaire April 14, 2010

mexican steve

A gay version of an american Steve. Has issues with eating gluten

yeah, thats a mexican steve

by hamstered April 14, 2011

Mexican Spice Suprise

When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina

1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you

2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise

by Leddyking September 9, 2020