Metrotextual

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.

-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."

by AMMRVA April 26, 2011

metrotextual

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual

by Beantownboy40 February 22, 2014

Metrocise

Exercise in an urban location. Like at a CrossFit gym or small blood and guts gym.

I’m gonna metrocise before I head back over the bridge and hopefully the traffic will have cleared up by then.

by MightyKnighty October 22, 2023

Metropostomalosobingbongbosoling

To sing the Bing Bong song from the "Inside out" movie on a train in South Dakota.

I am metropostomalosobingbongbosoling with my friend today, care to join us?

by ZekeKyd December 9, 2023

Methodist hoe

A bitch who is addicted to meth but always posting about god while she is smoking a crack pipe .

Melissa preaching while she smoking meth pipe she's a methodist hoe

by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024

Methodist Bath

A term used often by devout methodists, specifically referring to a bath taken alone late in the evening accompanied by a drink and a smoking pipe.

"Gorshdarn it Katherine, you spoiled my good ole Methodist Bath."

by Logen9 July 10, 2025