wife merit badge

when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job

Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night

by thepoopadoop July 4, 2010

merith

a very social beautiful girl who likes to talk and conversate a lot.
she can make really quick good friends, with who she makes a lot of fun.
she's very smart, funny and a little bit weird. if she is mad she won't be for very long.

merith is an awesome friend

by marius feman April 30, 2014

Merity

A sudden burst of courage and wit that accompany a keyboard, a bud light and too much free time.

That fat bird on Facebook just had an absolute Merity.

by MisterFox July 25, 2011

mehtrograde

The state of existence where the universe won't let you give a shit.

I can't do anything today, Mercury is in Mehtrograde.

by simcitymayor August 16, 2012

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

mehtaaj

cool guy that everybody wants to date

wow your named mehtaaj wanna date?!?!?!?

by a really popular girl March 17, 2021

merhawit

Merhawit is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She's caring, kind, and an awesome friend. Her beauty is adored by everyone and guys practically drool over her. In one word a Merhawit is perfect. If you are lucky enough to find one in your lifetime hold onto her and never let her go because Merhawit’s are extremely rare to come across not just because of their gorgeous features, but the heart that lies beneath them. Merhawit is funny to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humous and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body.

Merhawit is the best girl in the world and she is perfect.

by Merhawit November 23, 2021